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nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

paranormal-paralegal:

sparklecryptid:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

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THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

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ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation 

artemisiasea:

seasonalsoph:

hopefulmisanthrope:

fancy-trashblog:

longform:

“We are beginning to understand what ails us, and it’s not something an oxygen facial or a treadmill desk can fix.”

This is VERY good and VERY depressing

“The exhaustion experienced in burnout combines an intense yearning for this state of completion with the tormenting sense that it cannot be attained, that there is always some demand or anxiety or distraction which can’t be silenced,”

👆👆👆

I just finished reading this article! It got better and better with each paragraph. I gasped several times in self-recognition. Everyone should read it.

This is an incredibly well-written and detailed article that hits way too close to home. Everything is relatable in a deep, saddening and truthful way. Really recommend this read as it gives insight to what many of our current experiences and struggles are as ‘‘millennials.’

surprisebitch:

lubricates:

gamerphobic:

twelveclara:

chucktaylorupset:

twelveclara:

u know what’s wrong with tumblr now?? too many kids who weren’t here for glee. y'all have no idea. none of u understand the suffering we went through. the hell. the endless war. u come in here and u try to start The Discourse but u dont get that we already made these mistakes. we already had the discourse and its done now. its over. its all over and u should let it stay dead but u wont and that’s why we all hate u

I was not here for the days of glee but please relay that fandom history

its not history, its blood. i still see it all over this website. the vague posts. the deactivated urls. where do u think the word problematic became popular. where do u think the representational anger started. glee was the hungry gaping void that consumed us all. it said watch us and find yourself. there is someone for everyone. santana is a lesbian and kurt is gay and brittany is bisexual and quinn, god knows what quinn is, she’s straight but we have her say things like “you were singing to finn and only finn, right?” and artie is disabled. mercedes is black and our outlet for body positivity. we are all oppressed by something and we are different and we are outcasts and we are you. 

and we fell for it. we watched glee and we related to its characters and we fought its wars until it was too late. until it was nothing but a distorted picture of a parody of reality, a cracked mirror in which our souls were sucked and encased in glass. finn outed santana but it’s fine because he had good intentions. sam was supposed to be gay but we’re bringing blaine anderson in for that instead. the q in quinn is for queerbait. brittany was maybe raped but it was a one liner so who really knows. will schuester was a horrible fucking adult and should never have been allowed to care for children. finn, the white straight boy, did everything wrong but it was narratively presented as right. we turned on each other. klaine vs kum and finchel vs faberry. santana fought everyone so brittana stans fought everyone. character vs character, ship vs ship, blogger against blogger. we fucking hated each other. there was no glee fandom. there were character fandoms and ship fandoms and that is it and our mottos were all fuck glee.

we won every popularity contest, every online poll. we voted our fingers to the bone. we created art and wrote fanfic and made such excellent photo manips they were published in newspapers. we were prolific. we were consumers of the hell we created and we just kept producing more in a fucked up dystopian fandom chain of supply and demand. don’t get me started on the rpf. dianna wore a likes girls shirt on tour and made a statement an hour later revoking it. some people still say heya is real but it’s like a breath of the wind, a sound so bare i can’t quite make out the words. 

u asked for history. theres no history, only rage and pain and regret, the image of anonymous with a grey face and sunglasses telling u to kill urself because u thought artie was a dick for calling brittany stupid that one time. this website is a reflection of the hole glee left when it finished taking all it could from us, when the void could not consume anything more, and the posts on it now, the social justice “discourse” that is just giant piles of steaming, unsifted, unrefined shit is from those who refused to learn from us. the history is here and it followed us and we can never ever escape it.

what the fuck happens in glee

i genuinely love this post “i still see it all over this website. the vague posts. the deactivated urls. where do u think the word problematic became popular. where do u think the representational anger started.”

and that’s what you missed on glee

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seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

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rabioheab:

i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

messyspacespades:

ghostdeerowo:

triplestaff:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

sqooper:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

augustdementhe:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-feeling-is-mutual:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

req’d by @honestly-where-am-i

Guillermo we know its u 

like a blender?

of all the fuckin comments- 

why do you fear blenders my dude

I’m afraid of pressure cookers, and now I’m afraid of what that means.

oh no

I WILL FUCK THE SEA

ur the only valid one in the notes tbh good luck

After seeing aquaman I can definitely see your point

don’t you mean “i can definitely SEA your point”?

I REFUSE TO FUCK SPIDERS

ALSO HOW TO YOU FUCK HIEGHTS, NUCLEAR EXPLOASIONS, AND BURNING YOURSELF??

hang on i have something for the first one at least

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kedavranox:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

houseofgriffons:

missmarionmac:

counterpunches:

theunimpairedcondition:

bewareofattackmusician:

dammit-clint:

thirsty-mind:

stupendousmelody:

When you are one with the music

Luvs it

WHO IS SHE

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

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#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

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And my all-time favorite:

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She looks like she’s casting spells

She is

HOLY CRAP SHE IS AMAZING.

(Source: perezhilton)

captainekmanlarsson:

shinethewaythrough:

angryblackman:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

unicornlordart:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

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No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

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The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

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Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

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This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

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I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

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FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

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She had her own livestream to check in on her.

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SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 


And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

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I’m beaming with shark pride and I ain’t even that big into hockey

@svartsvensk

Didn’t a member of the team adopt her?

Yes! Patrick Marleau’s family adopted her so now she’s Jo Marleau :)

(Source: fuckthesharks)

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